I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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