What did we do last night that was yellow?
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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