that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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