its not stalking. its research.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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