you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
areolas are like halos for boobs.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
How many fucks given?
0.12846
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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