in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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