How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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