We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
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2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
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Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
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I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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