But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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