Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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