North Korea, Best Korea!
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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