I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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