miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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