: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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