yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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