you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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