We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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