eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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