i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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