before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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