I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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