She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
3 2 1 whiskey
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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