i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I want a musical about memes.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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