I'd wear matching sweaters with you
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
that is very illegal...i love you.
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