Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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