what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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