brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
There was a lot of him and a little penis
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
