If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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