I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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