that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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