My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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