I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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