Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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