Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
My balls are so social today.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Randomize