I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
It's no shave November. This is our time.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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