cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Do you have feelings for this penis?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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