I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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