YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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