i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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