handjob tips. give me some.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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