susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
