we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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