quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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