Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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