Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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