He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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