Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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