we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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