I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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