yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Randomize
