he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
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