I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
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Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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