But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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