He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
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