Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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