I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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